anyone hoos jumpin into wrestlin fer the ferst time, what
a time to jump.
last monday nite raw it was an extended time for the beginning of tha ferst tri - branded wwe draft.
they had fights that would end up with a winner. whatever show the winner was from is where a randomly selected superstar/diva
would be placed. the end of the night was a real explosion of suprise. the chairman of the board, mr mcmahon, was booed off
stage on his appreciation nite. and with an undescribable look on his face he stepped into a limo that exploded in just seconds.
i for one think itsa fake, but watevr.
on ecw they showd the clip of the limo blowing up and talked as if he wer dead. tommy dreamer and
balls mahoney had an extreme street match in honor of mcman.
on smackdown..... yeah..... watevr lol. sunday the draft continued. these r wher the stars went.....
people hoo went to raw:
bobby lashley
snitsky
booker t
mr kennedy
jillian hall
william regal
paul london
brian kendrick
the sandman
daivari
people hoo went to ecw:
viscera
mizfitz
johnny nitro
the boogeyman
chris benoit
people hoo went to smack down:
torrie wilson
ric flair
great khali
chris masters
kenny dykstra
hardcore holly
victoria
eugene
the major brothers
and ashley is suspended for rite now..... BOO HOO..... (that was for
zach and matthew)
the first monday nite raw since the mr.mcmahon "accident":
paul london and brian kendrik go against the worlds greatest tag team. paul and brian won.yay!!!!!
then stupid carlito comes out after the break. and blah blah blah, he talks about torrie and ric
winning on smackdown. he says they went from "his" raw to "the other show" smack down. while saying some crap about them out
comes the sandman.walkin down the stairs to the ring. he jumps in and is about to wack carlito when carlito slides out and
runs away.
after a break crime time go and start a little memorabilia selling of mcmahons stuff b4 he died.
half a coffee, his half eaten last supper, and a trash can. the show was then stopped by a federal investigator. jeff hardy
goes against daivari with lance cade and trevor murdoch at the side of the ring. jeff wins and the tag team starts to talk
crap about the title match they had two weeks ago against the hardys.while turned jeff leaps on top of them.
mick foley goes against umaga and gets his head smashed by his butt and some steel stairs.
then mr kennedy kennedy gives a heck of a speech on mr vincent kennedy mc mahon. he talks about
hating raw fans and the respect he had for the chairman.
hoos in the limo????? ill tell ya hoo
jillian hall and melina went against candice michelle and mickie james. wen jillian first came out
she was going to sing and dedicate her version of tha national anthem to vince wen mickie james came on out, and her entrance
stopped the horrible noise. furry boots and bad voice won.
hoos in the limo????? ill tell ya hoo
JOHN CENA AND BOBBY LASHLEY went against booker t and randy orton. good match, bad ending. the stupid
people won.....
and hoo was in the limo????? it was stephanie mc mahon she was sayin that next raw will b a dedication
to him. a 3 hour celebration for him. so dont miss next raw!
ECW - extreme white people! (now that bobby lashley is gone)
lol, jk, but hey, how funny was that? i had to do it! anyways.....
well, nothing spectacular really happened except for the whole new ecw championship thing. chris
benoit went against elijah burke (mister million dolla smile)
it was a pretty okay match..... but the ending turned out good. chris benoit won by doing
his special, burke tapped out. lol!
so that meant chris benoit goes to vengeance with a chance for the title. i want him to win it.
then a little bit later after some nonsence matches, cm punk goes against marcus cor von. marcus was in the lead, but then
cm punk's punkness came out. he started to beat cor von up, and punk was like dead wile doin this. cm punk got marcus cor
von just enough tired to not be able to kick out of the 3 count..... so u kno what this means..... CM PUNK VERSUS CHRIS
BENIOT FOR THE ECW CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE..... now thats gonna b a good match.
after cm punk won, chris beniot came out, looked him straight in the eyes, and shook his hand. aww,
lol. i hope beniot wins..... dont ask me y, I HAVE MY REASONS, OK?! lol.
SMACK DOWN!
the first good match was matt hardy vs finlay. matt started out good but then finlay got'em with
horn swaggle. wen that happened matt hardy started to lose. finlay started to attack his knee really bad, an kept gettin him
in leg submissions. he took off his knee brace an continued to hert his knee. matt hardy wins after doing twist of fate and
the side effect, both outta no wher. teddy long proposed to crystal! in the ring! now thats three proposals in a wwe ring.
(that ive seen). kristal did somthing very weird, not yes, not no, and ran off. he chased after her and after a break
it showed them talking, she said yes. then the main event.....
batista and ric flair vs edge and mvp. i liked tha match, it wuz good, and batista an ric flair
won.
that wuz a good episode of smackdown, wuznt it?
DONT MISS NEXT RAW!!!!!
monday night at 8: 00
Vengeance - NIGHT OF CHAMPS!
first match - the hardys vs lance cade and trevor murdoch. it started off pretty fair and you would
think the hardys were gonna win, but they didnt. i cant really remember why not because i was supposed to write this on sunday
night, but it is monday... lol. moving on...
the next match was santino marela vs umaga - without help from bobby lashley... santino won because
umaga failed to stop punching him after the ref counted to five. so umaga was mad and continued to beat him up... it was a
really stupid and boring match... moving on.
the next match was cm punk vs johnny nitro?! what?! it was supposed to be chris benoit! well johnny
nitro took his spot because of personal family reasons...
it was a really good match, there were tricks and counters and it was all going smoothly, cm punk
was winning, but then nitro took punk into a spinning neckbreaker.
now this match right now i am about to explain was the worst match in history. deuce and domino
vs sargent slaughter and jimmy snuka... some old guys vs some hot shots. the reason why i wanted to punch myself while watching
this match was because everything was as fake as they could possibly make it. deuce and domino won but they didnt get away
until after the old fogies got a couple more punches in.
BATISTA VS EDGE!
edge and batista were killing each other out in the ring, it was awesome! then edge was about to
lose so he disqualified himself. and stayed champion! until teddy long came out and was all like "you get back in that ring
and it is a no dq match - HA HA HA!"
so edge went back in there and he was killing batista but then batista caught up!
he was doing so awesome! outside of the ring he batistabombed edge and he pushed edge in the ring
... about to lift his last body part onto the outside part of the ring - he got the ten count... he was practically crying
to the ref "IT WAS MY LAST ******* CHANCE FOR GOD'S SAKE!" i would have cried too. so then he demolished what was left of
the rated r superstar.
womens championship title is now held by candice michelle, not much of a match to me... lol.
AND NOW THE MATCH I HAD BEEN WAITING FOR... THE FIVE MAN MATCH FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE! WHO
DO YOU THINK WINS? I MEAN, who do you think wins? JOHN CENA!
not really that spectacular of a match though... the best part was bobby lashley being f - ued thru
the ecw announcers table.
WELL THATS ALL FOLKS! do not for get to watch raw, ok, !!!!!
raw - monday night...
mr mcmahon comes on the screen and says "tonights show was supposed to be about the death of my
character, mr. mcmahon, but in reality the wwe has suffered a loss. chris benoit and his family (nancy[wife] and daniel[son]
benoit) were found dead in their house this afternoon. the whole night - 3 hours - was videos of chris benoit's best matches
and people speaking their best thoughts of him.
stone cold, john cena, triple h, chavo guererro, edge, and a couple other people talked about him.
the best two matches were the last ones shown... wrestlemania 20 the triple threat match between HHH, HBK, and BENOIT, and
the ladder match between chris beniot and chris jericho. it was the best!!!!! really terrific. benoit didnt win, but it was
such a good match that they still showed it.
dont forget to watch ecw at 10, and tonite, appreciate chris benoit really appreciate him.
OMG CHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS WIFE, SON, AND HIMSELF... OVER A LONG TIME PERIOD! NO WONDER HE WAS
MISSING AT VENGEANCE!
ecw - mrmcmahon comes out and says "i am sorry about chris benoit's death but it was supposed to
be me"
first match! - my future husband vs johnny nitro... it was a pretty good match... and the best part
was john cena won... i knew he would! then it was matt striker's bday so he started insulting/complimenting rrp (piper) and
said "will you sing happy bday to me?" so piper starts singing and asks "whats your name again?" and as matt tells him he
shoves a cake in his face. then walks away and boogeyman gets striker. cm punk goes against elijah burke to be the #1 contender
for the ecw belt. it was a 2 out of 3 fall match. elijah won the first match... punk won the second... punk won the third
- and lemme tell ya, very good matches, if you missed out - you missed out. cm punk will be the ECW champion after all!
SMACK DOWN!
it was vicky guerrero's first night of ruling smack down. maybe matthew and i didnt give her enough
credit, because to me, she put a pretty darn good show together...
ric flair went against carlito, and won! thank god because i was begging for him to beat him up,
and i wanted it soon...
mvp had a match against kane. kane chokeslammed him and took a win.
PLUS - matt hardy went against stupid lance cade and beat him before his partner in crime could
help him cheat... that ugly trevor.
sure duece and domino beat cryme tyme, but hey, the winners ended up losing... THEIR CAR!!!!!
cryme tyme drove it away! lol!
there was a triple threat title match between chavo, funaki, and jamie noble.
stupid great khali killed eugene. (not litterally, since now you have to say, since everyone has
been dying lately) poor him... :[ :[
AND NOW, THE MAIN EVENT...
vicky guerrero forced edge to verse the animal. (not for the title[since she can't do that]) but
just a match. batista delivered a batista bomb stronger then a [insert something strong here]. and wow, did he get revenge...
i think, and so does everyone else, that vicky did a terrific job as a general manager. well, for the first night at least...
HA HA HA!!!!!
the last update ever...
RAW - monday nite - USA - 9-11
ECW - tuesday nite - Sci Fi - 10-11
SD - friday nite - CW - 8-10
